#1:"Well,Your
Majesty-Mon-Roi...Back Where I COME FROM, WE'VE PUT A MAN ON THE
MOON,WE FLY IN AIR PLANES,FOR TRAVEL...THERE'S THE INTERNET,T.V....I MEAN
'TELEVISION'...RADIOS,CD-PLAYERS,DVD RECORDER-PLAYERS,AND I-PODS,JUST TO NAME A FEW! PLUS
MORE BESIDES...IT WOULD TAKE ME...MORE THAN ONE DAY,JUST TO TELL
AS WELL AS SHOW YOU...."
WITH THAT "LAST
PHRASE",I SHOWED HIM MY DVD CAM....INSIDE IT WAS A RECORDING OF
"THE OPERA:'LOHENGRIN'".
WHAT THE KING SAW AS WELL
AS HEARD,NEARLY SHOCKED HIM OUT OF HIS SEAT...FOR HE COULD NOT
UNDERSTAND
"HOW THOSE LITTLE
PEOPLE COULD FIT INTO THAT LITTLE BOX UND MINE...."I QUOTE. I BEGAN TO EXPLAIN TO HIM,THAT
"THE LITTLE PEOPLE INSIDE MY LITTLE BOX" WERE JUST IMAGES,CREATED
BY LIGHT.....
"RECORDED UPON A DISK....MUCH
LIKE THIS....."I SHOWED HIM,THEN CONTINUED
ON."SMALLER AND THINNER THAN THE SIZE
OF A TEA SAUCER....AND BEFORE THIS WAS INVENTED,WE USED
TO USE VIDEO TAPE-CASSETTES.THE DVD'S BECAME MUCH MORE EASIER
AND CONVENIENT....."THEN, I SHOWED THE KING
MY "POLAROID CAMERA" AND TOOK A QUICK SHOT AT HIM....THE POOR
GUY JUST NEARLY JUMPED OUT OF HIS SKIN,THAT HE NEARLY SCREAMED,COVERING
HIS EYES BY THE BLINDING FLASH-BULB,THAT I HAD NO CHOICE BUT
TO CALM HIM-SELF DOWN BY SHOWING LUDWIG THE FINAL RESULTS OF
THE SNAP-SHOT MY CAMERA MADE."PLEASE FORGIVE
ME, M'LORD KONIG,FOR I HAVE MEANT NO HARM UPON THEE....I WISH
YOU A VERY HAPPY TWENTIETH BIRTH-DAY,TO YOU FROM ME....!AS I GAVE TO HIM...THE FULL COLOURED "PHOTOGRAPH",CREATED
FROM THE POLAROID-CAMERA, ONCE MORE DID LUDWIG'S EYES BECAME WATERY,WITH
TEARS OF JOY....WITH A BIG WIDE (AND RATHER 'CROOKED',I MIGHT
ADD )GRILL...I MEAN GRIN UPON HIS FACE....LIKE A VERY HAPPY CHILD,
GETTING "A BRAND NEW TOY"....,LUDWIG COULD ONLY STARE AT "HIS
GIFTS"....HE KEPT LOOKING,STARING,AND TOUCHING "HIS EXACT IMAGE...IN FULL
LIVING COLOUR".AFTERWARDS, HE WENT TOWARDS THE LARGE CONTAINER,WITH THE SLICES
OF PIZZA INSIDE....I COULDN'T
HELP BUT TELL THE KING
ABOUT "THAT ONE".....
"BACK IN 'MY
WORLD'....WE HAVE WAYS TO....IF SAY....
YOU'RE HUNGRY,BY CHANCE....HOW
SHOULD I SAY IT
PROPERLY?...A TELEPHONE....THE DECENDANT
OF 'THE
TELEGRAM'....TO CALL UP ON
THE 'PHONE'....AS IT IS NICK-NAMED IN MY WORLD.....FOR WHAT SAY...THAT
PIZZA,YOU'VE GOT THERE! OR EVEN 'CHINESE FOOD'!
ANY-THING YOU GOT THE CRAVING
FOR,TO EAT! YOU NAME IT! BACK IN MY WORLD,YOUR GRACE....I JUST
PICK UP THE PHONE,CALL WHERE I WANT, WHAT I WANT TO EAT,AND
IN LESS THAN ONE HOUR'S TIME.....
I RECEIVE,ALL HOT,FRESH AND
STEAMING DELICIOUS...
THAT BIG ASS KING SIZED
PIZZA,ENOUGH TO FEED AN ARMY! BELIEVE IT OR NOT,ONE HOUR'S TIME,IN
MY WORLD....DID I JUST ORDERED THAT BIG ASS BOX OF
KING SIZE SLICES OF PIZZA, FROM 'ROUND TABLE PIZZARIA'....RIGHT
BEFORE I GOT HERE!....
BY 'A HORSE-LESS CARRIAGE'....CALLED
'A CAR'...OR 'AN AUTOMOBILE'...TO MY HOUSE!"
THE KING PICKED
UP A HOT,THICK SLICE OF PIZZA....AT FIRST HE DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO EAT IT...SO,I SHOWN HIM HOW TO EAT IT....I FELT LIKE
" 'BELLE',IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST",BECAUSE LUDWIG WASN'T USED TO "21st
CENTURY 'FAST-FOOD' CUISINE".....BUT,HE FINALLY GOTTEN THE HANG OF IT.....
HOW LONG WAS I THERE,OVER
IN THE SCHLOSS HOHENSCHWANGAU.....IT MUST'VE BEEN MORE THAN A
COUPLE OF HOURS.....THEN,WITH A STRANGE PREMONITION,I FELT THAT I
HAD TO RETURN BACK TO "MY WORLD".....
WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING,I QUICKLY
BEGAN TO PACK UP ALL OF MY BELONGINGS,EXCEPT THE FEW POAROIDS
AND A FEW LEFT-OVER TREATS I GAVE TO THE KING,AS BIRTHDAY
GIFTS.....
I COULD TELL UPON LUDWIG'S
FACE THAT HE DID NOT WANT ME TO GO.....
BUT,I HAD NO CHOICE BUT
TO TELL HIM
'WHY I COULD NOT STAY'.....
"NOW YOU KNOW I DO NOT
BELONG HERE, M'LORD........
I am JUST A VISITOR TO
THIS TIME ZONE WORLD....AND I HAVE A STRANGE FEELING THAT
I MUST GO.....I WISH NOT INTERFERE, AND CHANGE HISTORY,
NOR ALTER IT IN ANYWAY,WHAT SO EVER......"
THE KING CAME UP CLOSER, AS
THOUGH HE WANTED TO EMBRACE ME, BEFORE SAYING:
"FAREWELL....."
I JUST GAVE
HIM A QUICK HAND SHAKE AS WELL AS A QUICK HUG.......
( By the way, I had "My Boobs"
Tightly Bounded FLAT, and Had Put a FILLED UP
SOCK in My UNDERPANTS to
Imitate "A MANLY BULGE" in My Crotch,So No One Would Be
The Wiser! )
BEFORE I LEFT 19th CENTURY
BAVARIA, I'd PROMISED LUDWIG I WOULD SEE HIM,AGAIN....IF NOT SOON,THEN
A BIT LATER.........THEN, QUICKLY I WENT BACK INTO "THE TIME AMOIRE",
AND RIGHT BACK INTO "MY WORLD;
THE 21st CENTURY......."
