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NATALIE IS COMING BACK.....
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WITH "A FRIEND...FROM FAR WAY"!

IT  WAS  SILENT  FOR  A  WHILE,THEN  THE  KING  SPOKE  AGAIN.....
"WHAT  ELSE  DO  YOU  KNOW  ABOUT  ME,
'MEINE  JUNGE'?"
HIS  LARGE  LUMINIOUS  YET  PENETRATING  EYES   CAUGHT  ME  BY  SURPRISE.....
"I  KNOW  THAT  YOU  WERE  ABUSED....AS  A  CHILD....BY  YOUR  LATE  FATHER,'KING  MAXIMILLIAN II'...."I  BREATHED  IN  DEEPLY...
THE  KING  HAD  ROSED  UP  TO  ME...AND  STARED  AT  ME...FOR  A  WHILE,THEN  SPOKE:
"YOU  KNOW  SO  MUCH  ABOUT  ME,YET.....I  DON'T  KNOW  MUCH  ABOUT  YOU.....       
'MEINE   JUNGE'....."LUDWIG  LOOKED  DEEP  INTO  MY  EYES....AND  STROKED  MY  BROW.....,
THEN  REALITY  HIT  US  BOTH  LIKE  A  PILE  OF  BRICKS!
JUST  THEN,REALITY  HIT  US  BOTH....LIKE   A  TON  OF  BRICKS! THERE  WAS  A  LOUD  KNOCK  UPON  THE  DOOR,
AND  AS  QUICKLY  AS  POSSIBLE, I  GATHERED  UP  THE  "LEFT  OVERS"  AND  TRASH, AND  WENT  TO  GO  HIDE  IN  ANOTHER  ROOM, NEARBY...WHILE  LUDWIG  WENT  TO  SEE  WHO  IT    WAS......LUCKILY  FOR  ME, IT  WAS  MY  TIME  TO  COME  BACK  TO  MY  WORLD; THE  TWENTY  FIRST  CENTURY....BUT  BEFORE  I   LEFT, I  DECIDED  TO  TAKE  A  PEEP  AT  WHO  WAS  AT  THE  DOOR.....AND   I  KNEW  RIGHT   AWAY, IT   WAS  TIME   TO  GO!
"OH..SHIT,IT'S  'THE QUEEN MOTHER'!TIME FOR ME TO BOOK!" I   SPOKE SOFTLY,AND QUICKLY DISAPPEARED  BEFORE  SHE  EVEN  HAD  A  CHANCE  TO CATCH  ME IN  THE  SPARE  ROOM!
I'VE  ONLY  BEEN  BACK  FOR  LESS  THAN  AN  HOUR, AND  PLUS; I  DIDN'T  EVEN  GET  TO  SAY "AUF~WIEDERSHEN"  TO  THE  GUY! OH  WELL, I  JUST  HOPE  'THE  KING"  WON'T  BE  TOO  "P.O.  ANGERY"  WITH  ME...
                           UNTIL  NEXT  TIME............LATER!     
P.S.;   I'VE   BEEN   THINKING  ABOUT  BRINGING  SOME         
"KFC~FRIED  CHICKEN  DINNER  SPECIAL", NEXT  TIME,  I   COME  VISIT!.....................LATER!
 

AUGUST  30th,2006 / 10:32am


Dear  Diary; Great  News! I've  Just  Won  a  Round  Trip  to  Europe! Plus  Ten  Thousand  Euro-Dollars  in  Spending  Money! I  know  Where  I'm  Going...."MAD  KING  LUDWIG'S  CASTLES  IN  BAVARIA"! OOPS!  Will  I  BE  ABLE  TO  SEE  "THE  KING"  FROM  "THE  PRESENT  BAVARIA" into "THE  19th  CENTURY  BAVARIA", Without  ANY-ONE  BECOMING  THE  WISER  ON  BOTH  SIDES?


I  Guess  I  Could  Take  a  Short  Visit  to  "THE  KING",Before  I  Go....


And  it's  so  funny,though.....I've  just  read  on  page  159:Chapter21; 


"A  DISASTEROUS  ENGAGEMENT."


I  REALLY   WANT  TO  CONGRAT  THE  KING  UPON  HIS  CHOICE  OF  A  BRIDE.......BUT  THEN  AGAIN,WHY  SHOULD  I ? When  HE'S  GONNA  "GO  AWOL", ANY-WAY? "LOUIE-LOUIE"  AIN'T  GONNA  GO  THROUGH  WITH  THE  WEDDING,LET  ALONE  MARRY  ANY  WOMAN,FOR  THAT  MATTER,ANY  WAY! 


Might  as well  "Bound up  The  Boobs,put  a  sock  in  My  jocks,and go


"FA-MULAN",Before  I  get  ready  to  go,again.....


Good  Thing  I  Ordered  Some  FAMILY  SIZED "KFC" SIZED  DINNER  MEAL,with  Desserts  and  A  3  Litre  of  COKE! I  just  Hope  I  don't  run  into  any  of  those  "DOUBLE-TROUBLE:THE  QUEEN  MARIE  and  That  Power  Mad  Prussian;OTTO von BIZMARCK"! 


Well, Let  Me  Go....


I  Should  Be  Back  Within  a  couple  of  hours....more  or  less...Maybe  Three  Hours  Tops.


You Know,I  Have  to  Be  Back  Here  to  use  the  Toilet. Don't  want  to  be  "CAUGHT  AND  DISGRACED",You  Know...... 


 


AUGUST  30th,2006 / 11:00pm /


DEAR  DIARY;I WENT  BACK  TO  SEE 


"THE KING" ALRIGHT...BUT  THIS  TIME  I  DIDN'T  COME  ALONE!  TO  MAKE  A  LONG  STORY  SHORT, I  HAD  TO  GO  TELL  LUDWIG  I  WASN'T  GOING  TO  SEE  HIM  FOR  A  WHILE, BECAUSE  I'M  GOING  "ON  VACATION"....NATURALLY,HE  DIDN'T  UNDERSTAND  WHAT  I  MEANT,AND  NEARLY  HAD  A  FIT! ....AND  IT  WENT  ON  LIKE  THIS:


LUDWIG:"PLEASE....DON'T  GO,JUST  YET! WHEN  AND  WHERE  ARE  YOU  GOING? WHEN  WILL  YOU  RETURN?"


ME:"THIS IS GOING TO SOUND RATHER CRAZY,MON ROI...BUT I AM GOING...OR  BETTER PUT...I  AM  COMING HERE...TO  BAVARIA..."


BEFORE  THE   KING  EVEN  GAVE  ME  TIME   TO  FINISH  MY   SENTENCE....HE  JUST  JUMPED  UP  FOR  JOY, AND  NATURALLY  "ASSUMED"  I  WAS  COMING  OVER  TO  SPEND  MY  VACATION  TIME  WITH  HIM!  WHEN  IN  FACT, IT  WASN'T...."


I  SWALLOWED  HARD,AND  LOWERED  MY  HEAD ,AND  DIDN'T  SAY  ANYTHING  FOR  A  WHILE....UNTIL  LUDWIG  CAME  OVER  TO  ME.  HE  WANTED  TO  KNOW  WHY  I  SEEMED, SO  SAD....


ME:"M'LORD MON ROI...I AM COMING HERE...BUT,IT WILL BE OVER A HUNDRED YEARS IN THE FUTURE...MY TIME ZONE,THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY,WHERE YOUR CASTLES...NOT YET BUILT IN THIS TIME,JUST YET!"


LUDWIG  RUSHED  OVER  TO  ME,AND  GAVE  ME  A  BIG  BEAR-HUG-EMBRACE...THEN, HE  STOPPED...AND  STARED  AT  ME  RATHER  STRANGE-LIKE....AND  SUDDENLY  LOOSENED  HIS  GRIP  UPON  ME....AND  THEN  HE  BEGAN  TO  SMILE, IN  A  RATHER  WICKED  KIND  OF  WAY....


AND  THEN  IT  JUST  CAME  TO  ME  IN  A  FLASH;


I  HAD  FORGOTTEN  TO  BOUND-UP  MY  BOOBS!


I  WAS  SO  IN  A  HURRY,TO  GET  TO  THE  KING,


THAT  I  HAD  HOPED  THAT  LUDWIG  WOULDN'T  SUSPECT  THAT  I  WAS  A  "FRAU"...BUT   THE   WAY  HE  WAS  SMILING  AT  ME..."IN  THAT  WEIRD  WAY",MADE  ME  THOUGHT  OTHER-WISE!


THEN  LUDWIG  BEGAN  TO  SPEAK:


" 'JUNGE'...YOU  HAVE  TOLD  ME  MANY  THINGS  ABOUT  YOUR  FUTURE  WORLD  OF  THIS  21st  CENTURY  FROM  WENCE  YOU  COME  FROM...AND  YET, YOU  HAVE  NOT  TOLD  ME  OF  'DIE FRAU...THE  WOMEN'...OF  YOUR  WORLD, HAVE  'THEY'  TOO,CHANGED  WITHIN  THE  PAST  HUNDRED  OR  SO  YEARS?"


I  DECIDED  TO  TELL  HIM,ANYWAY....


"M'LORD,MON ROI...THE WOMEN IN MY WORLD HAVE CHANGED SO RADICALLY WITHIN THE PAST CENTURY & A HALF,THAT MANY WOMEN RUN BUSINESSES,DRIVE CARS;HORSE-LESS CARRIAGES,FLY AIR PLANES,ARE SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRES...EVEN BILLIONAIRES...AND ARE EVEN IN POLITICS!AND EVEN THE GREAT QUEEN VICTORIA'S FUTURE GREAT,GREAT,GRAND-CHILD;


QUEEN ELIZABETH II,IS ON THE THRONE,BACK HOME,IN MY TIME ZONE,EVEN AS I SPEAK TO YOU NOW!AND IN THE 21st CENTURY,GERMANY HAS THE FIRST WOMAN CHANCELLOR,ALSO!AND THE CLOTHES WOMEN WEAR HAS 'CHANGED-UP' WITH THE TIMES,TOO AS WELL! DIE FRAUEN DON'T JUST WEAR DRESSES AND SKIRTS,ANYMORE...BUT TROUSERS,PANTS,BREECHES,AND SHORT SKIRTS,AND EVEN A LEDERHOSEN,TOO! YOU NAME IT!


AGAIN,LUDWIG  LOOKED  AT  ME...THIS  TIME  HE  HAD  A  BIG  WIDE  GRIN...I  MEAN  "BIG  GRILL  FOR  DAYS"! I  SWEAR, HIM  AND  "MR. ED" COULD BE  RELATED  IN  "THAT  DEPARTMENT"...!


"SO...'MEIN  JUNGE'...,YOU  DO  KNOW  ALL  ABOUT  ME,AND  YET...THERE  IS  A  CHANCE  I  WOULD  FINALLY  KNOW  ALL  ABOUT  YOU! 


AND  BY  THE  WAY...'MEIN  JUNGE'  WHEN  WERE  YOU  FINALLY  GOING  TO  ADMIT  THAT  YOU  YOUR-SELF  ARE  A  WOMAN  ALL  THIS  TIME,HMMM??!!!!"


THE  JIGG ( AND  JUGGS )  IS  UP  AND  OUT  IN  THE  OPEN!


 GOT  BUSTED !


  AND  I  JUST  DON'T  MEAN "LITERALLY",EITHER!


BUSTED!


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SO...YOU REALLY ARE A WOMAN
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THE TRUTH IS FINALLY REVEALED!

To Make a Long Story Short,I Told "THE KING" The Whole Entire

Truth...And it went on Like This:

"How did I Know That 'THE AMOIRE' was 'A TIME MACHINE',Your Grace? And I Just Took 'It'as a joke! So,I Went in,Spoke The

Year and Date...but,I Had Some Candy in My Mouth,and Instead

of Going Back to 'THE HOUSEWIVES MARKET;YEAR 1965',I Wind-up

Here in Your Castle;'HOHENSCHWANGAU';1865! Can You Believe it? And...what's even more funnier,is when you assumed I was a Boy,When in Fact from where I Come from,THIS IS HOW I DRESS at HOME,IN THE 21st CENTURY!" THEN,I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT CRAZY "OTTO VON BIZMARCK",AND SPOKE QUICKLY!
"Your Grace,I Beg of YOU....PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,DON'T TELL ABOUT ME,TO PRINZ OTTO VON BIZMARCK! YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT PRUSSIAN IS! IF HE KNEW THAT I CAME FROM THE FUTURE,AND ABOUT FUTURE WAR-FARE,OH SHIT...WHAT HE WOULD DO TO ME!"
And Strangely Enough,Ludwig just sat down in His Chair and laughed him-self silly!(and I thought I had a silly-crazy ass laugh!)Afterwards,Ludwig just smiled at me...and then finally spoke:
" 'Mein Guten Frau'...Are You...A  Frau...or  A Fraulein?"
I answered quickly:"I'm  a  Fraulein,Your Grace...No,I'm not  Married..."
"And Your  Name....What  Name  do  You  Truly  go  by? Surely,You do not  go  by  That  'Louis  Riche',do you not?"
"No,Your  Grace...I  don't. My  Real  Name is Natalie Jones,of  San Francisco,California;Year 2006....Your  Grace."
Ludwig Just Stared at Me,Still Some-what Smiling,Seemingly not Angry at all...But Looking Amused at Me...like I was a new Oddity,or a New Toy to get ready to Play with...I felt a Sudden Chill run all over Me,like I was scared of Him....
"You  Are...Quite  Remarkable....'Mein Fraulein'....and  Even  So...You  are  So  Very  Adorable....Even  in  Your  Disguise....even  Fetching,I  might  add!"

IF OTTO VON BIZMARCK CATCHES ME
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I'M UP THE CREEK WITH OUT A PADDLE!

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